Maker of pies. Not a baker.



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neotropicalia:

we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have

6 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 259,322 notes

tinydipper:

 (x)

6 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 69,750 notes

gingerphoenix:

kanayagoddessofsass:

SO APPARENTLY RAP STANDS FOR “RHYTHM AND POETRY”

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6 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 281,672 notes
I think women who say, ‘No, I’m not a feminist — I love men,’ I think that is just… You don’t know what it means. You think it means that, ‘I don’t shave under my arms, I burn my bras. Fuck men!’ How could you be so uneducated, and so unwilling to learn about something which is so important to you?
Lorde (via katelouisepowell)
6 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 38,852 notes

nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries

6 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 237,363 notes

ziskey:

pushing daisies >> season one

"Everything we do is a choice. Oatmeal or cereal. Highway or side streets. Kiss her or keep her. We make choices and we live with the consequences. If someone gets hurt along the way we ask for forgiveness. It's the best anyone can do."

6 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 656 notes

hip-pogriff:

ollivander:

circletines:

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

"YOUR DRAUGHT OF LIVING DEATH COULDN’T KILL A FRUIT FLY"

"YOU PUT SO MUCH GINGER IN THAT POTION IT TASTES LIKE A WEASLEY"

6 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 433,133 notes

stormbramble:

Can we please stop making fun of people who are over 20 and are still virgins

Can we please stop making fun of people who are not interested in sex/are repulsed by sex

Can we please stop making fun of people who aren’t interested in a sexual or romantic relationship

6 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 48,964 notes

official-2014:

I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute guy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn boy that’s the way to do it

1 day ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 26,760 notes

thesonicscrew:

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

that top one has fucking places to be

i like to think they just trample sunbathers a lot with the excuse being “IT’S FOR ART”

1 day ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 57,105 notes

narcolepticspaniels:

mermecha:

hurraaid:

rashaka:

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

i’m unreasonably freaked out and disturbed by these

and then you put one onto a scottish beach and it runs so fast it takes off into orbit and is never seen again

i would shit a fucking brick

Howls moving castle

1 day ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 57,105 notes
thatthinginyourshoe:

lil-bit-ghei:

lil-bit-ghei:

"What were you wearing?"
I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”
I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.

So I wore the infamous dress at work yesterday and ANOTHER MALE COWORKER DECIDED TO PULL AT ONE OF MY FUCKING ZIPPERS.We were surrounded by other (also male) coworkers (that did nothing) and I swatted his hand away while promptly informing him that he didn’t have permission to touch me.
He then asked, since he knows I cosplay, if it would be any different if I wore a revealing costume. I gave him a dirty look and told him that no matter what *I* decide to wear, no one is allowed “to lay a finger on me unless they want my foot up their ass.”
Being that I’m quite professional at work, they were all surprised by my language and the ferocity with which I spat my promise.

you fucking go girl

thatthinginyourshoe:

lil-bit-ghei:

lil-bit-ghei:

"What were you wearing?"

I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”

I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.

So I wore the infamous dress at work yesterday and ANOTHER MALE COWORKER DECIDED TO PULL AT ONE OF MY FUCKING ZIPPERS.
We were surrounded by other (also male) coworkers (that did nothing) and I swatted his hand away while promptly informing him that he didn’t have permission to touch me.

He then asked, since he knows I cosplay, if it would be any different if I wore a revealing costume. I gave him a dirty look and told him that no matter what *I* decide to wear, no one is allowed “to lay a finger on me unless they want my foot up their ass.”

Being that I’m quite professional at work, they were all surprised by my language and the ferocity with which I spat my promise.

you fucking go girl

1 day ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 171,059 notes

REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW

1 day ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 84,723 notes

snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence

1 day ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 217,824 notes
Crossfire series, 50 shades of grey, Twilight

Anonymous

book--quotes:

I can’t tell which one Crossfire is more like 50 Shades or Twilight. And I’m not sure which one concerns me more…

Burn: 50 Shades of Grey
Read: Crossfire (because might as well try it)
Rewrite: Twilight

Put 3 books in my ask & make me choose!

1 day ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 3 notes